I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
Moan for me like Helen Keller
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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