She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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