4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
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The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
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Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I'm sobbing to NWA
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
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