If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
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your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
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My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
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U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.