so explain again why im purple
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.