Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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