gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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