**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
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I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
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We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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