ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
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from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
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How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
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You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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