If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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