Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
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Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
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He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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