I wish you could order shots online.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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