beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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