Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
How's work?
Spinning.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
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