u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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