What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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