gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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