Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
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I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
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Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
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