Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
smell my finger.
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Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
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I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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