i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
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