he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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