If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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