yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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