They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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