If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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