BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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