she was so not down for the gang bang
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
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Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
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Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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