Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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