So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
Randomize
