Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
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I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
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she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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