Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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