super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
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