you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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