But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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