No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
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