Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
the condom got lost in my hair
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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