Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
accomplished twins. life is a go
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
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Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
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You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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