That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Couch. On fire.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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