Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
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you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
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The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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