after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
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As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
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Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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