i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
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Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
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Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
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