addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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