i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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