Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
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My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
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My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
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strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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