...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Randomize
