The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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