my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Is Oprah even human
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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