so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
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when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
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the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
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