how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
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Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
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He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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