My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
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Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
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Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
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The only downside is I can't stop skipping
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