ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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