She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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