This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
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He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
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They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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