I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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