the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I just want to make out with him forever
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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