i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
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thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
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So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
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