That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
So gin and wine won't be happening again
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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