You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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