don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
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