they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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